Television Sky » kissing http://www.televisionsky.org by Shane Snow Tue, 03 Jan 2012 01:55:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 I am King of the Internet http://www.televisionsky.org/2008/09/i-am-king-of-the-internet/ http://www.televisionsky.org/2008/09/i-am-king-of-the-internet/#comments Mon, 22 Sep 2008 08:37:48 +0000 shane http://www.televisionsky.org/?p=93 If you go to Google and type in the phrase ‘how to kiss’ and hit search, you will notice that #8 on the list is www.how-to-kiss.net – which happens to be owned by me! That’s right, I now own everyone who wants to learn how to kiss on the internet. And yes, there are pictures of me kissing on there, and it’s because too many people were too sissy to let me take pictures of them. But Daniel Berry wasn’t too sissy, and then he broke up with his girlfriend, so it should be pretty awkward now that the site is famous. Anyway, if you go there, be sure to click on the ads, and I will make approximately $.03. Ha ha. Actually don’t click on them, or I will feel guilty.

In related new, my UFO site is also up-and-coming. It’s got more content now, and hopefully more will be added. If you are bored, please check it out and leave as many votes and comments as you can, and if you really have a minute, sign up and contribute your theory about aliens/ufos on there! It’s pretty funny some of the stuff people have put up! The site got featured in several news websites, like this one, and so now there are a lot of people coming to it! Pretty awesome, huh? Oh, and if anyone wants a free bumper sticker, give me your address and I’ll send you one as a token of my love. They cost like $6 on the site (and yes, people are buying them!), but I ordered like 500 apiece of a couple of them, so I have a lot of extras.

I’ve got a couple of other projects that are about to drop any time now. I’ll let y’all know!

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