A blog of mystery and chagrin

by Shane Snow

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March 07 2010

The Most Amazing Emoticon Since the Smiley

Eighty percent of what you say isn’t coming from the actual words you use. OK, I made that statistic up. But it’s true that tone of voice, body language, pitch, and mannerisms all play a big part in communication. Even before the advent of technologies like text messaging and email, people realized that written communication . . . (continued)

October 07 2009

Four Ways to Get Health Care or Any Other Bill to Pass

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With so much fighting these days over this bill and that bill, what’s someone to do when they really want to make some headway with something important to them?
People have tried riots, but buses cost a lot of money; and like cows, they’re hard to upright once they’ve been flipped over. Similarly, most “peaceful” . . . (continued)

September 16 2009

My Friend, Mr. Pigeon

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This story was a drill for my Reporting/Writing 1 class at Columbia University. I liked it so much I decided to share!
What’s worse: Being trapped in the Port Authority Bus Terminal or being a pigeon? The question could spark a lengthy debate. Does Port Authority smell like urine today? Is it a decrepit, fat . . . (continued)

September 14 2009

Guest Column: When to Trust a Toilet

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When to trust a toilet
By Jason Grover
We’ve all been in this situation at one time or another. Urgently needing to use the bathroom; Staring down at a toilet and wondering “who’s naked butt am I sharing this toilet seat with?”
When deciding to use public restrooms one can usually construct a “seal . . . (continued)

July 29 2009

Driving in New York City Is a Big Game of Chicken, and the Big Blue Van ALWAYS Wins!

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Everyone who’s ever been to New York will yammer on about the wonders of this big awesome city – for hours if you let them. While it’s true, the Empire State Building is enormous, and ridiculously great restaurants are everywhere, the Big Apple does have a couple of drawbacks that arguably fall in the “Major” . . . (continued)

April 15 2009

No, thank you, sir. I won’t have any of your marijuana.

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It’s happened to me before, but only with weed. If that’s not an opening line that gets your attention, then you’re probably one of those guys who never laughs at a comedy club and just stares the comic in the eye until he/she stutters out the butchered punch line of a final hasty joke and . . . (continued)

April 08 2009

Crisis Shmisis

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I’m tired of hearing the word “crisis” all the time. I would be happy if I never heard that word again. In fact, I’d go as far as saying I’d rather die than hear the word “crisis” again. I think I’d even go a little farther and say that if any of you ever say . . . (continued)

February 10 2009

American Airlines Sucks AND Never Eat Pizza Alone

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So I’m trapped in the airport, as usual. Anyone who knows me has heard me express my passionate hatred for flying. It started out as a casual fear of flying, but has evolved into full blown animosity. Right now my flight out of Honolulu to San Francisco is delayed (indefinitely I’m sure), and I . . . (continued)

January 14 2009

Next Week: Bum Anthology. This Week: Wishing I Was Cooler

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I know I made all these exhorbitant promises about the Bum Anthology coming out on my blog, but I’m here in Las Vegas this week, and there’s no way I’m braving the cold (yes, it’s cold here compared to where I live) to find some bums to interview. So next week will be the big . . . (continued)