6 days later I called the Idaho DMV. They told me it was on someone's desk, and that it would be snail-mailed back.

I was like, “wait! I thought the extra dough I paid covered an overnight shipping. I overnighted to you guys for like $10. Surely, you could at least 2-3 day it for $5ish and still pocket like $15 for doing something you were already going to do anyways. But nope, turns out it costs an extra 26 dollars above the regular titling fee, for your application to sit on some dude's desk for 4 days before he even looks at it.

I mean they service SouthEastern Idaho! Are they that backed up?!! I suppose if you don't pay the extra fee they urinate on your application, then bury it in a time capsule for five years.