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September 22 2008

I am King of the Internet

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If you go to Google and type in the phrase ‘how to kiss’ and hit search, you will notice that #8 on the list is www.how-to-kiss.net – which happens to be owned by me! That’s right, I now own everyone who wants to learn how to kiss on the internet. And yes, there are pictures of me kissing on there, and it’s because too many people were too sissy to let me take pictures of them. But Daniel Berry wasn’t too sissy, and then he broke up with his girlfriend, so it should be pretty awkward now that the site is famous. Anyway, if you go there, be sure to click on the ads, and I will make approximately $.03. Ha ha. Actually don’t click on them, or I will feel guilty.

In related new, my UFO site is also up-and-coming. It’s got more content now, and hopefully more will be added. If you are bored, please check it out and leave as many votes and comments as you can, and if you really have a minute, sign up and contribute your theory about aliens/ufos on there! It’s pretty funny some of the stuff people have put up! The site got featured in several news websites, like this one, and so now there are a lot of people coming to it! Pretty awesome, huh? Oh, and if anyone wants a free bumper sticker, give me your address and I’ll send you one as a token of my love. They cost like $6 on the site (and yes, people are buying them!), but I ordered like 500 apiece of a couple of them, so I have a lot of extras.

I’ve got a couple of other projects that are about to drop any time now. I’ll let y’all know!

  • shane
    Ohhhhhh Bre. :)

    It's actually up there on the page called "how to avoid kissing". It's had a LOT of views (thousands of them!), but all the comments have been like "This is pretty lame..." hahaha. i love it though
  • Bre
    Oh man! I just read my comment and realized what it sounds like ... I meant to say "when is the video you filmed of me and a guy who CERTAINLY isn't you named DANIEL AVOIDING kissing because it's gross" ... THAT video. When will IT be up?
  • Bre
    So, when is that video we made going to be on how-to-kiss.net? I kind of want a slice of the famous pie ... or whatever the saying is ...
  • Awesome! You deserve all the success you have.

    And I love the UFO site and I also am also digging mystrangenewmexico.com because I am a native and I love that stuff.
  • megan
    I love how-to-kiss.net! It was instructional and funny at the same time! How bizarre is that...

    I'd love a free bumper sticker, but I don't want to put my address up on the web...

    AND if you are into the weird and bizarre, you should check out www.mystrangenewmexico.com. Not only are there ufo stories, but there are stories about bat bombs, chupacabra, gates to hell and magic cameras!
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